Converted born-again christian Billy Baldwin is caught here flying off of a bull at a rodeo. How could someone so full of bullshit also fall into a pile of bullshit?

American Idol reject Constantine Maroulis — in the words of legend Rodney Dangerfield (RIP) — gets no respect. While on stage in Texas he gets bumped off the stage by his own bassist and continues singing from the crowd as if the whole thing never happened.

The look on this woman’s face as her set begins to fall apart while in the middle of interviewing a guest is priceless.

Here’s one of the contestants of America’s Next Top Model trying her hardest not to fall wearing what look like the most uncomfortable high-heeled shoes in history. The ending is classic.

Did somebody forget to eat her Corn Flakes this morning?